Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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