You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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