Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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