careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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