are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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