How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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