Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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