i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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