how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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