Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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