So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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