But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
