She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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