One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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