I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
