He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
It's blow job season.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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