is wine microwaveable?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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