Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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