I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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