Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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