You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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