ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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