i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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