I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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