Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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