Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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