the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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