You work out of a Hotel?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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