it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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