Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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