Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
