Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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