I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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