Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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