and next time when you feel me up, do it right
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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