And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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