Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I wish i was in the wii world.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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