very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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