The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
and you fell through a lawn chair
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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