I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We need a shit load of segways right now
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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