For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You need a sexual gate keeper
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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