So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Vodka?
Forever.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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