I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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