so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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