ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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