So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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