That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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