In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Randomize
