Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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