I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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