I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
