Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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