but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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