so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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